DENVER, CO – April 1, 2025
Historic floods slammed the Denver metro area early Tuesday morning, submerging streets, parking lots, and even parts of I-25. Residents in several neighborhoods resorted to boats, inner tubes, and makeshift rafts to navigate the rising water — but one senior citizen took things to a whole new level.
According to multiple eyewitnesses and police scanners, a 73-year-old woman identified only as "Marge" was seen riding a jet ski through a flooded East Colfax gas station, narrowly missing gas pumps, floating cars, and pedestrians.
"She was doing donuts around a Waffle House sign," said local resident Derek Langston. "It was majestic… and terrifying."
Police were called to the scene after reports of property damage and near-misses. Officers attempted to intercept the senior thrill-seeker, but she allegedly ignored warnings and sped off, weaving between floating dumpsters and over submerged medians.
"She was too fast," said Officer Jenna Ruiz of the DPD. "We had a boat unit nearby, but she outran them. On a jet ski. In Denver."
Going Viral
Marge was spotted doing "donuts" around a Waffle House sign. (Witness photo)
At one point, Marge was spotted launching off a flooded loading dock, midair, waving at stunned onlookers before disappearing into a residential area. Authorities have since confirmed she was not under the influence, "just extremely excited to use her nephew's jet ski."
The floodwaters are beginning to recede, but the legend of "Jet Ski Granny" is already spreading online. A video of her ramping over a Walgreens parking curb has reached over 1.7 million views on TikTok.
Denver police say they are not seeking charges at this time, but do not encourage high-speed aquatic joyrides during natural disasters.
"Please," said Officer Ruiz, "leave the stunts to the professionals — or at least people not on Medicare."
Flood Recovery
While the daring grandma has captured headlines, city officials are focused on recovery efforts as waters begin to recede. Mayor Johnson has declared a state of emergency, with damage estimated in the millions.
"We appreciate the moments of levity during this crisis," said a spokesperson for the mayor's office, "but we encourage all residents to prioritize safety and follow evacuation orders where they remain in effect."
Climate scientists note that the sudden flooding is consistent with predictions about increasing extreme weather events in the region.